No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes.
A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon...
is rescued by a brave knight,
and then they share true love's first kiss.
Hmm? With Shrek? You think... Wait.
Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love?
Well, yes.
You think Shrek is your true love!
What is so funny?
Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?
Of course, you are. You're my rescuer.
Now... Now remove your helmet.
Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.
- Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to.
- Take it off. - No!
- Now! - Okay!
Easy. As you command, Your Highness.